That woman down at Schine Student Center LIED to me...

The Dolorous Passion of Our Lord Jesus Christ, advertised as the inspiration for Mel Gibson. If you're handing out free copies of the book that inspired "The Passion of the Christ", this is the one I want. I already had a copy of the other one.

I just realized that I haven't had a single orbital mind control laser post yet either. Heres a FAQ to get you started.