Who are the Transformers voting for this year?

doing things with words started it, and it's just way too funny to let go. Here is how it looks to me:

Optimus Prime

Staunchly conservative Republican (He has the impersonated voice of John Wayne, for god's sake!). Saw first hand how appeasement led to the fall of Cybertron; vowed never again to allow a mad dictator to gain a monopoly control of a planet's potential for energon cubes. Resists demands that the Autobot Matrix of Leadership be surrendered to the United Nations.

Megatron

Completely evil and tricky as hell. Relishes being "banned" by Left-wing political parties. Votes Libertarian straight-ticket to undermine the two-party system and promote anarchy.

Arcee

Voted for McCain instead of "girly-boy" Bush in her Republican primary. Later discovered that a Decepticon software hack had given her Ann Coulter's brainwave patterns.

Shockwave

Shockwave was endowed with the full personality and intellect of his creator, Al Gore.