Absurd separation of Chuch and State

The latest attempt by those evil Right-wing Christians to establish theocracy in America:

David Wallace Croft and his wife, Shannon, of Carrollton, Texas, have three children at Rosemeade Elementary and argue that the moment of silence is unconstitutional and amounts to state-sanctioned school prayer.

So what is the remedy to this problem? All public schools will have to install Constitutionally-mandated noisemakers in all school facilities to prevent students from having more than 59 seconds of silence at any point in the school day. Helpful tip: according to Liberals, the seperation of Church and State requires the government to monitor your thoughts and behavior on a second-by-second basis to make sure you aren't doing anything religious (like thinking).