Obama is Ahmadinejad's poodle.

After years of constantly accusing President Push of being too cozy with the Saudis, the Democrats are finally revealing their alternative plan: sucking up to the Iranians instead.

Bonus: How should Obama break the ice with Ahmadinejad in their first "no preconditions" face-to-face meeting? Perhaps Obama could start with "So, kill any good Jews lately?"